The Top 10 Reasons for travelling without a valid ticket!!

1. I thought this was the unreserved compartment.

2. Are'nt we allowed to travel if our tickets are waitlisted?

3. Is it the 23rd of December today??? I thought it was the 22nd.

4. I thought Local Train tickets would also be valid.

5. To the TTE, "Sir, dont you ever have holidays? Its a Sunday for crying out loud."

6. I promise to pay double the next time I travel.

7. How many times do I have to pay to travel in the same train? Do you take me for a fool?

8. Isnt the ticket for people who are carrying luggage?

9. I am a Politician.

10. Tickets?

Comments

Ken Macklin said…
HA HA HA HA ... Really funny ones though the situation can be serious .. Chronic post mate, good to see you n thy blog alive :)
December 25, 2009 at 10:53 PM
foram said…
How many of these have u successfully tried?
July 6, 2010 at 7:18 AM
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